Can you believe this? At first I thought it was just a travel shop, but then I saw the light – A whole shop full of decaying flesh made to look like bags.

A venue of vultures would occasionally gather around the 40% off signs,

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Bring out your dead

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Spartacus Wrecks

You know those guys at the airport who stand near the baggage collection with a sign, or more recently a tablet computer, with someone’s name on it – a driver or concierge to take someone to their destination – and let’s just say the name is John Biggs. So you walk up to this well dressed individual and confidently announce “I am John Biggs”. Then your travelling companion struts up before they have a chance to react and yells, “NO! I am John Biggs!” Now timing is important here to keep everyone off guard, so with staggered introductions and little delay, each of the 20 members of your extreme Scrabble team join the scene and announce that they are in fact John Biggs. The joke gets old quickly, but regains vigour when John Biggs arrives and tries to claim his ride.

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It’s pronounced “Nee”

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Living a Rich Life

I may not be rich in monetary terms, but I am rich in life. The secret to being rich in life is to collect a lot of it early on, then hold onto it so it accumulates interest. The best way to do this is to keep those from whom you are stealing the life alive and display them in a public place. I’ve found this generates a great deal of interest while at the same time dissuading enemies from attacking your mountain keep.

Was almost run down by several matchbox cars before I saw this sign

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Toe Trucks

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Well-Being

You can only park here if you say you like it…

Though on the other side are parking spaces for non-promotors. Assuming that parking in the space is the best form of promotion, does that mean you’re not allowed to park there? Which of course means that you can…

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