(Sorry for the picture quality – too many reflections in this shop front) Real people?

Who is that guy? Some kind of deep-sea monster slaying aquanaut? Does he use his giant watch for battling giant squid? Does he even need to know what time it is?

Talk about unrealistic standards. Maybe if I buy one of these watches I too can be a hyper-real image of a man emerging from the frozen ocean – no, wait, water resistant to 10m. Never mind. Standing knee deep in surf for the rest of my life isn’t really all that appealing.

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Time for a Reality Check

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Eye don’t nose

Looks like eye shoes are more popular than mouth shoes… ?

The eyes have it.

I don’t know what they see in these myself.

Other body parts were sorely missing from this collection. They have no nose. …how do they smell? Heh heh. Like shoes. o_0

That’s pretty bad. Someone put their foot in their mouth.

Sorry that’s so corny. May need to file that away.

Too pedestrian?

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The Waiter Waits

Wait, should we wait for the waiter? I thought the waiter waits. Or are we supposed to wait for ourselves – surely we don’t wait for the waiter?

If the waiter waits does anybody wait?

Now the word wait just looks weird.

Wait.

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Busted

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something we don’t know

Do you ever get that strange feeling, that doubt, just on the edge of consciousness, as you drive towards a city, some known bastion of civilisation, when the visible length of your lane is empty but for you, yet there is an endless stream of traffic heading the opposite direction – do you ever, just for a moment, think… Godzilla?