I prefer the single origin shit.
Tag Archives: Humour
Don’t tell me what to do.
I’ll stand behind your line, but you can’t make demands on my low-light aperture settings!
Losing Focus
Someone stuck this on a toilet wall. Seems like an appropriate place.
“Power Bottom”?
All charged up by the curry place across the road.
Power to the Public
Hungover after a big night partying?
This place has got you covered.
2P or not 2P? That is the question.
No wait, 2F. Sorry. I’m bad with directions.
Colourful Dreams LastNight
I’m so confused. 
Is that letting me know there is no food here?
Or is that the name of the restaraunt?
Yes. It is. Not.
More is Better
Tired of 2 dimensional films?
Bored with 3 dimensions?
You’ve even tried making the images move by adding time and you can’t seem to break the banality of it all?
Well lament no more… Coming to a cinema near you* –
Critics are calling it: “Unreal”.
“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”
“That extra dimension really pulled me in.”
“I’d ride the penteract again.”
*actual proximity to cinema will vary depending on your position in space and time. Depending on your adopted theory of a fifth dimension, your state on this plane could be mathematically valid but will have no bearing on your ability to locate the virtual rollercoaster.
Some of this regulation is a bit extreme.
Why all the hatred of superheroes?
Oh… I see.
With great power comes great …censorship.
C.T. Curio 